The symbol for Libras is a balanced scale, which alludes to their preference for harmony. If they were any bigger, they’d be the terrors of the sea, but as things stand, they only care to stay within their perfect little bubbles, carving perfect little circles. Cookiecutters couldn’t take on a whole animal and kill it, heavens forbid! These lil’ guys just take what they need, with terribly sharp teeth that cut perfect little holes into their prey. In this case, yes, part of this pairing is for the pun alone, but they still match quite well. An infringement on a Virgo’s schedule is akin to just slapping them in the face-and you wouldn’t want to do that, would you? Virgos are known for their perfectionist ways, needing things to be just so in order to sleep at night. It’s debatable, but I’d say they’re definitely the most aggressive sharks out there, which perfectly fits the most fiery of the fire signs. These bad boys are gorgeous, undeniably so, but holy cow, they’re dangerous. And the next, they’re pulling enough stunts to convince you that you’ll never want to interact with another Leo again. One minute, they’re the most charming people you’ll ever meet.
They’re flashy, tempestuous, and unforgettable. Deep waters run…well, deep! Leo: Tiger Shark (Smithsonian) They have to do this in order to feast on the beasts of the deep ocean, where they live. They feel things deeply, yet don’t seem to let it affect them as much as other sensitive signs.Īnd what shark is more unique than the Goblin shark? These guys can dislocate their jaws to create a goblinesque visage, which helps them consume larger prey. Take it as a compliment! Cancers are pretty unique people, with sensitive temperaments but a grounded sense of reality. Cancer: Goblin Shark (Encyclopedia Brittanica) You don’t want to be alone in the open ocean with them, but you can’t deny that they’re absolute stunners. They’re one of the more aggressive sharks out there, but they’re also slow-movers, which lends a sense of unpredictability to them. Similarly, most people find Whitetips either fascinating or horrifying. They have a reputation for looking out for Number One, and people either find that charming or incorrigible. Geminis are one of the most infamous signs out there, but that’s mostly because they’re enigmas that are hard to understand. They keep the balance of any biome they’re in, and while they might be a little boring for the more action-oriented ocean-goers, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Tauruses are known for being gentle and nurturing, if a little set in their ways, and for some reason, every Taurus I’ve met has had a yen for shellfish.ĭing ding ding, Nurse Shark is calling! These bottom-feeders are so harmless, they line the floors of most major aquariums, enjoying a steady diet of shrimp and mollusks. Taurus: Nurse Shark (National Geographic) Just remember to stay in your swim lane and you won’t have a problem with these guys. They’re great friends, if a little unpredictable, but cross a line with them and they’ll tear you a new one.īlacktips are much the same: beautiful to look at, sleek and powerful, but they’ve been known to take a nibble or two when a boundary is crossed. You think you’re above sharks? Geographically you might be, but spiritually? Emotionally? Physically?īut perhaps you’d like to connect to the creatures-find common ground? Well, you may find an equivalent with them via your star signs-because it’s only in the stars that we might deign, might DARE, to find commonality with these gods among mortals, these beautiful, organic queens that we know as…sharks <3 Aries: Blacktip Shark (Encyclopedia Brittanica)Īs the first of the fire signs, Aries are not to be messed with. One of the most innocent, low-risk, high-reward times of the years.
While I might be the only one who cares, I can’t help but love this sacred holiday. Knock knock, who’s there? IT’S SHARK WEEK, BABY. Yeah, that’s right, I’m bringing the Zodiac trend to Shark Week and you literally can’t stop me.
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